camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi, via suckmyvertical)

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(via abreathfromcatastrophe)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via ryoross)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via moon-overboard)