au-rev0ir: if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
how i eat dat pussy
The moment you discover that there is a law in all...
jocelynbeexo: mavistai: THE WORLD MUST KNOW. GET THE WORD OUT, GUYS. ^^
rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business