May 2013
au-rev0ir:
if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
how i eat dat pussy
king-of-bastards:
The moment you discover that there is a law in all...
jocelynbeexo:
mavistai:
THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
GET THE WORD OUT, GUYS.
^^
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business